Monday, November 13, 2006

Brother Mike: Portraits A Specialty




























































Big Mike
came through big-time at the reunion last week -- not only with his always positive presence, but the photo album he brought to the party increased the merriment exponentially. The old shots of the Astoria Zoo Crew provided much enjoyment to all who viewed them, and became a center of attention in their own right as we each gathered round to get another view. Simply put, the reunion would not have been the same without his photographic contribution.

Mike, or just M as we frequently call him, was nothing less than the Francesco Scavullo of 37th Street Park. In the days before lightweight, portable digital cameras, he seemingly always traveled with a camera strapped around his neck, ready to chronicle the next (mis)adventures of the gang, snapping portraits that captured the very essence of his subjects, who were always relaxed and at ease before this steady, crafty lensman. His work needs no introduction among the cognoscenti, but for those unfortunate, uninitiated souls, suffice to say that his legacy is assured in the soft sepia tones that still bring joy to us all these many years later.

Here is a sampling of some of the master's greatest works. Back then, our hair was a little longer, a little fuller and a lot less gray, but you know what -- it's still us. We've all grown a lot since most of these pics were taken, yet we haven't changed a whole bunch. And at the end of the day, that's not a bad thing.

So take a trip down Gentil Alley with us ... Up ahead, your next stop, it's the Twofer-izer Zone. Feel the Golden Decade of the 1970s come alive again thanks to Mike's selfless efforts back then to capture a now-long-lost time in our lives. Enjoy and, by all means, click to enlarge! I know I will...























































































































































































































































































































































































































See also:

More Zoo Crew

Hanging Out

Leather Weather

Greek to You

Past Present

Missing Dad

Mystery Girl

Birth Of A Cowboy Star

Well, my Dallas Cowboys were playing live on free TV in the New York area for the seventh time in their nine games -- but unfortunately I had to work a catering gig that started the exact same time as the game: 4:00. So I not only missed a sweet Cowboys road victory (they're all sweet) that went a long way to erasing the bitter taste in their mouths from last week's disturbingly tough loss to the Redskins, but I was unable to witness Tony Romo's first of hopefully many 300-yard passing efforts. The important thing is that Dallas got the win, 27-10, over the Arizona Cardinals, whether or not I got to see it. The only damper on the day was a season-ending injury to veteran DE Greg Ellis, a team leader and one of the most underrated players in club history. But as the saying goes, you can't make the club in the tub, and you can't make any money home in bed, unless you're a prostitute or a crack 'ho, and things haven't gotten that bad. Yet.

I left the apartment a little before 3, hopped on or at least stepped lively into the N train, and took it down to Prince Street, where the rain was pouring down with depressing intensity. Luckily, the event was a cocktail party for around 100 teachers, and not a sit-down or even buffet style dinner, which of course is much more involved and tedious. The revelers were due to arrive at 6, leaving us a solid two hours to set up the room. Austin was the captain, ably assisted by yours truly, Ashley, Allysha, Efrem, Eric, and Dan. We had a bar set up, with two of the staff manning that important post, while the rest of us passed tray after tray of appetizers -- crab cakes, quesadillas, duck spring rolls, etc. We also helped set up a much smaller party at Little Red Schoolhouse, located at Bleecker & 6th Avenue, an institution of lower learning that once counted one Robert DeNiro as a student. It went off without a hitch, and we were out of there by 8:00. But even accounting for the brief length of the event, and the amount of food I sampled as the night wore on, "they" still got their money's worth. My arms are still sore from having to carry a case of 32-oz. Cokes around six blocks from one school to the other, and it still feels like a pull in my massive bicep muscles. Listen to me now, but hear me later...

I was dreading this gig, not only because it interfered with my 'Boys game, but because the last time I had worked a party at the same school -- Elizabeth Irwin at 40 Charlton Street -- it was a treacherously complicated affair, probably the hardest party I ever worked in my not quite one full year in the catering biz. The school has no elevators, so everything has to be carried up flights of stairs, including heavy dinner plates, ice, racks of glasses, etc. But for us yesterday, we had plenty of personnel and it was one of the easier gigs in recent memory.

I got home in time to catch the last three plus quarters of the Bears-Giants game on Sunday Night Football. The Bears were down 10 just before halftime, 13-3, before a quick score cut it to 3, and then the Bears just dominated the overrated Giants in the second half, winning 38-20 and leaving the Cowboys just a game behind with seven games left in the season.

QB Eli Manning came crashing back down to earth, playing a dreadful game and finishing with horrid numbers: 14-32 for 121 yards, no TDs, 2 picks and 2 fumbles. Let's hope for more of the same. The injuries are also catching up with the Giants, and there are no pity parties in the NFL; you just make do with what you have. However, you can't play the position better than Giants' MLB Antonio Pierce -- all over the field yesterday with 15 tackles, including 9 solo stops.

It was a very "unordinary" day in the NFL. Only five out of 15 home teams won. The Jets go to New England and beat the Patriots. That's just not supposed to happen when the Pats are coming off a loss. In fact, amazingly, their loss yesterday was the first time in 57 regular season games that New England has lost back-to-back games. (The alltime record is 60, held by the 1995-99 SF 49ers. playing in a very weak division at the time.)

The Chargers trail the Bengals in Cincy 28-7 at half, then roar back behind first-year starter QB Philip Rivers and LaDainian Tomlinson, outscoring them by a ridiculous 42-13 margin in the second half for a madcap 49-41 Chargers win more reminiscent of the old AFL than the current NFL.

Another strange statistic jumped out at me from the Bears game. Bears RB Thomas Jones (older brother of Cowboys' Julius Jones) rumbled for 26 yards on a 3rd & 22 play near the end of the first half. Why is that significant, you ask? Well, besides being the play that turned the game around for the Bears last night, Jones' run marked the first time since 1999 that a team converted on a 3rd down play with more than 20 yards via a running play. That seemed like it can't be right, seven years without such a play -- but of course most teams don't even attempt to run on that down & distance. But still a crazy statistical anomaly.

Another kooky stat is points differential. Going into yesterday's action, the 9-0 Colts and 4-4 Cowboys had the exact same point differential -- plus 59, points scored minus points allowed -- usually a reliable indicator of overall strength. Which means the Colts are winning but squeaking by, while I guess Dallas wins by blowouts and loses close ones. Also representative of the crazy season are the successful records of teams like the Jets (5-4), Chiefs (5-4), Packers (4-5), Forty-Niners (4-5), and of course the Saints (6-3), who most experts had pegged for dismal seasons. But that happens almost every year. Even Packers QB Brett Favre has bounced back from his dismal '05 campaign -- sure to rekindle all the "will he or won't he retire after the season" talk.

Nothing will detain or delay me from sitting in front of my TV next week, however, to watch the 4:00 clash between the undefeated Colts and the Cowboys at Texas Stadium. Tony Romo (20-29, 308, 2 TDs yesterday) gets the chance to outplay the best QB on the planet, Peyton Manning, and the Cowboys get to show that they're better than their mediocre 5-4 record would indicate, with the chance to knock off Indy from the perch of the unbeaten. And the continuing beauty of this season is that we have found our quarterback of the future, the 26-year-old wunderkind, Tony "Il Buono" Romo, who played his third straight effective, impressive game since being named starter. His QB rating stands at a terrific 101.2, and that is good enough for second in the entire NFL (behind Peyton Manning). His completion ratio of over 65.6 is excellent for any QB (he's tied with Manning), but for a first-year starter it borders on greatness. And since he's replaced Drew Bledsoe in the starting lineup, the Cowboys have been 25-44 converting on 3rd downs. Not too fucking shabby...

Considering Tony Romo was an undrafted free agent from small school, Division I-A Eastern Illinois, a ton of credit has to go to Bill Parcells, who not only took a chance in the kid but saw enough to slowly groom the unknown QB over four years. For those cynics who had begun to question Bill's ability to judge talent, Romo's success so far this year makes for a nice rejoinder.

Friday, November 10, 2006

Just Another Freestyle Friday ... That's My Fun Day















"White collar conse
rvative flashing down the street
Pointing their plastic finger at me!
They're hoping soon my kind will drop and die,

But I'm gonna wave my freak flag high, high!"

If 6 Was 9 --Jimi Hendrix

In a desperate effort to boost blog ratings and increase the number of hits/clicks/visits to this site, we here at Warden's World have decided to sleaze it up a little. You will now be subject to various degrees of gratuitous sexual references, immature double entendres, and real or imagined personal amorous escapades that may or may not be made up on the spot. Does it really make a difference whether I embellish if at the end of the day my readers are entertained? Didn't think so. Now let's get started...

...When I saw that shot of a steamy Ashley Judd in the ad for her new movie, Come Early Morning, I was all like, yo, I'll come early and often for you, Ash, knowhatImean Jean -- and I'll keep the early afternoons free, no extra charge there, toots...

...I think I like the GEICO Insurance commercials t
hat feature the put-off caveman even more than the talking lizard with the British accent -- and that's saying something...

...On a related note, I always like how British people say yeah at the end of a sentence when they're trying to make a point of emphasis, as in "That's the way I see it, yeah?" I really can't tell you why that's the case, just another of life's mysteries...

...I thought the Republican candidate for Congress in Texas nicely personified the arrogance of that party when he refused to debate his Democratic opponent even once, saying, "People earn the right to debate me." It didn't matter, I guess, as John Carter handily won re-election in the district that includes Fort Hood...

...At first I just glanced over the story of that indie actress who was murdered in her Greenwich Village apartment last week. Then when I saw her picture on the cover of one of the free weekly papers here in New York, I immediately recognized her as the star of Hal Hartley's first feature film, The Unbelievable Truth. A striking redhead, Adrienne Shelley made such an impression on me in that movie that it's hard to believe she never made it bigger in the film industry. One of her last roles was in the recent Bukowski biopic, Factotum. But what was so compelling about Unbelievable Truth was its David Lynch-ian, Twin Peaks-like portrayal of the average small town, with all the eccentricity and unpredictability of human behavior that made you wonder what would happen next. That's all too rare in films, whether mainstream or independent, old or new...

...In early 1968, smack dab in the middle of the Vietnam quagmire that would eventually sink his presidency and looking for new leadership and a new direction, LBJ fired his unpopular Defense Secretary Robert McNamara and replaced him with Clark Gifford. The disastrous conflict would last another seven long years...

...Keep an eye out for how conservatives & Republicans ramp up their campaign of hatred & vitriol against the new Democratic leadership, especially Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, John Murtha and Hillary -- impugning their patriotism, questioning their motives, stirring up as much ill will against them as they can. It leads one to ask: why do they detest America so much, and why do they want this great nation to fail...

...Great point by Jim Lehrer on the Newshour last night: You could say that a single word may have changed the dynamics of power in Washington and the direction of an entire country. Of course, that word was Macaca, uttered by George Allen a few months ago on the campaign trail and picked up instantaneously by the blogosphere, and that hateful epithet may indeed have cost him the election. We now know what Allen's defeat likely cost the Republicans control of the Senate...

...Ironically, Fox News is supposed to the patriotic standard bearer for all things good and just, with all the anchormen and -women reliably sporting their flag lapel pins and predictably spouting the appropriate jingoistic slogans -- but isn't it ironic that it's PBS' own Newshour that has the common decency and respect to pay tribute to the fallen U.S. soldiers on their nightly broadcasts. It seems like a small thing, but just showing their names and faces goes a long way to honoring their service...

...Believe it or not, I am actually against initiating impeachment proceedings versus President Bush. First of all, thinking pragmatically, any such hearings will seem like an attack against a sitting wartime president, no matter how justified the charges. As much as I'd like to see Bush squirming on the ultimate hot seat, it's better to take the high road and hope the American people notice when it comes time for the 2008 election. Just a few years ago Republicans like Tom DeLay and Grover Norquist were vowing to crush the Democrats out of existence, but it's better to let the tide of history impeach George Bush, as it undoubtedly has already begun to...

...Howard Dean comes out as one of the big winners after the Democratic sweep to power. After all, it was his 5o-state approach, convincing the rest of the party leadership to not abandon any races ahead of time, that proved so successful Tuesday...

...Out of the 21 candidates that Bush campaigned for in the weeks leading up the election, only eight emerged victorious...

...Minimum wage proposals passed in five states, and various stem cell research measures also were approved, signaling a much needed return to rationality among the voting public...

...As usual, I voted all over the place, just to mess with the system. And if I did vote mainstream, like for a Carolyn Maloney for Congress, I usually tried to pull the lever on the Green line or Independent, but I didn't vote for Alan Hevesi for comptroller, instead choosing the Socialist Workers Party candidate if I remember correctly. I'm a registered independent, but I usually go Dem if I'm not familiar with the name, as in the case of most judgeships, for instance. That's just how I roll...

...Also showing his lack of touch, the I-man himself, Don Imus, saw almost every candidate he shilled for, from Rich Santorum and George Allen to Harold Ford and Kinky Friedman, meet with ignominious defeat; only puppethead Joe Lieberman saved him from a total shutout. His power broker days appear over, and he can now go back to kissing the ass of tiresome celebs like Donald Trump...

...Ex-NFL players were 1-1 in Tuesday's elections. Former Washington Redskins QB Heath Shuler won a Congressional seat as a Democrat in Tennessee, while Republican ex-Pittsburgh Steelers WR and Hall of Famer Lynn Swann was defeated in the Pennsylvania governors race...

...Apparently there's going to be a movie filmed in the dry cleaners I go to on Thursday of this week. I'm thinking I could play the role of guy with shirts, or maybe irate customer with stain on sweater; my acting range is virtually limitless. Keep your fingers crossed for me...

...Finally, it's a shame that the powers that be at ABC put Ugly Betty smack up against another portrayal of office life, namely The Office, because I thought the two or three episodes I caught were impressive, with very good writing as well as acting, and a touching degree of that overused word, poignancy...

Thinking Makes It So

"We know truth, not only by reason, but also by heart."
-- Pascal

Give Him Enough Rope: The Wit & Wisdom of Donald Henry Rumsfeld

Love him or hate him, the longest-serving Secretary of Defense provided endless comic fodder for his detractors and supporters alike with his verbal and linguistic gymnastics and flights of fancy. Rumsfeld, the former collegiate wrestler at Princeton, was more like the old Southern football coach who stayed on the job a little too long and let the game pass him by -- sticking with the wishbone formation while all around him opponents were moving to a shotgun offense and throwing the ball down field.

Ironically, his attempts at modernizing the military created a backlash of resentment and an accompanying lessening of morale. But for all his stubbornness and ineffectiveness, it was not Rumsfeld but Bush who should have been falling on his own sword Wednesday; instead we're left with the image of the draft-dodging president pushing his top soldier out the door, and there was something undeniably shabby & unseemly about the whole ordeal -- even by Washington standards.

So let's give old Rummy the last word(s) here. After all, he gave us something to laugh about in the midst of a brutal, nasty war that was anything but humorous, and that may be his most enduring legacy.

"I would not say that the future is necessarily less predictable than the past. I think the past was not predictable when it started."

"We do know of certain knowledge that he [Osama Bin Laden] is either in Afghanistan, or in some other country, or dead."

"We know where they are. They're in the area around Tikrit and Baghdad and east, west, south and north somewhat." –on Iraq's weapons of mass destruction

"Death has a tendency to encourage a depressing view of war."

"Freedom's untidy, and free people are free to make mistakes and commit crimes and do bad things." –on looting in Iraq after the U.S. invasion, adding "stuff happens"

"As you know, you go to war with the army you have, not the army you might want or wish to have at a later time."

"I am not going to give you a number for it because it's not my business to do intelligent work." -asked to estimate the number of Iraqi insurgents while testifying before Congress

"There's another way to phrase that and that is that the absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence. It is basically saying the same thing in a different way. Simply because you do not have evidence that something does exist does not mean that you have evidence that it doesn't exist." -on Iraq's weapons of mass destruction

"It is unknowable how long that conflict [the war in Iraq] will last. It could last six days, six weeks. I doubt six months." -in Feb. 2003

"Well, um, you know, something's neither good nor bad but thinking makes it so, I suppose, as Shakespeare said."

"Secretary Powell and I agree on every single issue that has ever been before this administration except for those instances where Colin's still learning."

"Learn to say 'I don't know.' If used when appropriate, it will be often."

"I don't know what the facts are but somebody's certainly going to sit down with him and find out what he knows that they may not know, and make sure he knows what they know that he may not know."

"I'm not into this detail stuff. I'm more concepty."

Thursday, November 09, 2006

Donnie We Hardly Knew Ye

"Ignorance is the root of fear
Fear is the kindling of anger
War is the bringer of shame
But never has the burden lain so heavily on the victim"
News From The Front - Bad Religion









Well, that
didn't take very long, did it? The President who refused to admit even the smallest mistake was forced yesterday to concede that his longtime Defense Secretary, the ancient and disesteemed Don Rumsfeld, wasn't gettin' it done, so now he's been abandoned to the scrap heap of history like yesterday's newspaper.

The Senate race? Could it have worked out any better? To have a creep like George Allen get strung along for a couple of days, only to lose a squeaker in Virginia? Seeing a petulant George Bush getting all testy with the media at his press conference yesterday? Priceless.

It's also Oh So Sweet to see the right wing blogosphere in deep denial and despair. For them I wish eight long years of President Hillary. Now, Clinton would not be my first or second or even 10th choice, but you know what -- it would be worth it if only for the large numbers of stress-related heart attacks, strokes and cerebral aneurysms it would cause among the ethics-less greedheads, shameless war profiteers and debased corporate criminals that so selfishly supported such a calamitous, deleterious administration.

Before the 2008 presidential race, however, comes one more humiliation for the Republicans -- can you say Madame Speaker Nancy Pelosi? Oh the humanity! Pea-brained right-wing suckup Sean Hannity for one was positively apoplectic with rage when discussing this very possible outcome in the weeks leading up to Election Day. And of course the new House Majority Leader is another conservative favorite: John Murtha, whose heroic, unwavering stance against the Iraq War set an example for others to come out against an unpopular, costly, unnecessary invasion.

We've endured six years of misrule and worldwide embarrassment from an appointed president, with two more years remaining for Bush as the lamest of lame ducks. It's time for Republicans to face their absolute worst nightmare. Let's see if they so willingly support wiretapping and domestic surveillance when it emanates from the office of a woman president. Can you say two-faced hypocrites? Get used to it, because the conservative mindset is laced with a small-minded meanness that will only get even more toxic given the latest turn of events.

And how about the gubernatorial elections? Did we kick a little ass there or what? Democrats now control 28 of the 50 governorships, ending an eight-year run of Republican dominance. Yes, it's truly morning in America.

Hey, Republicans came to Washington promising to clean up the corruption and fraud. Instead, like all Republican administrations (Nixon, Reagan, Bush I), they eventually defiled and desecrated everything they touched as they worshipped the Almighty Dollar at the expense of all else -- sickening the populace in the process. Even the Christian evangelical base that conservatives had politically exploited and took for granted felt increasingly violated by an administration that had long lost its moral high ground.

So for now, progressives and liberals and free-thinkers have earned the right to rejoice and enjoy this victory, however slight, however tempered by the death and destruction that the warmongers in the current administration have unleashed in the name of their grandiose plans for world domination. I would go so far as to say a little gloating and crowing is in order. Do you think the other side would be downplaying the election results if it accrued in their favor? Not bloody likely.

There will be plenty of time to govern and lead over the coming months. For now, take a little time and throw some rancor and disdain their way. They would have had no qualms doing likewise had fortune woke up on the other side of the bed. They've had it coming for a long, long time.

Wednesday, November 08, 2006

Plenty Smart

Now lookie here! It turns out that it was the voters who were plenty smart this time around, sweeping Democrats into power by a wide margin in the House of Representatives, with the Senate still up for grabs on Wednesday morning. With the worsening fiasco in Iraq and the record-low popularity of a lame-duck president being only the most obvious fulcrums that spun Washington on its axis, it was still probably too early to tell whether the voters' embrace of change in the form of the opposition candidates was a referendum on Democratic aptitude or merely a rejection of the embedded incumbent culture of corruption, incompetence and arrogance.

One thing seemed certain during the last month or so of the campaign: Rarely in American history has a political party fielded such a collection of sorry-ass misfits and bumblers as the Republicans did this election season. All the Democrats had to be was not them and victory was almost assured -- the same way a George Pataki became Governor of New York State in 1994 precisely because he was not Mario Cuomo. Combined with the divisive, deplorable antics of the President as he imploded day after day on the campaign trail, the pathetic GOP slate this year was such an absolute godsend to the Dems that even John Kerry's last minute gaffe was a nonfactor.

At this point even the most hardened Republican supporter has to admit that Bush now tragically resembles one of those howling mad emperors from the last days of the Roman Empire. It would have taken a media spectacle on the order of capturing terrorist mastermind Osama Bin Laden to turn around this shipwreck, and even GOP guru and sleaze-meister Karl Rove himself was helpless to offset the endless cavalcade of recent bad news that hit the party so hard -- so relentless and below the belt was the rain of blows this time around.

In the 2004 presidential election, over 59 million Americans cast votes for someone other than George W. Bush, and since then his popularity has plummeted to record depths. Thinking, rational people have seen enough, and so on Tuesday they took to the polls to send out the clowns in a watershed moment for the country. The obvious precedent was the infamous Contract on America midterm election of 1994 that Republicans rode to power -- ushering in the era of one-party rule that has been so detrimental to the country at large ever since.













It sometimes seemed as if the late, great political commentator Hunter S. Thomspon himself was pulling the strings from beyond the grave -- bestowing one last grand gift while entertaining us with one nutty conservative candidate after another. The fear and loathing was positively Nixonian in scope, offering the Democrats dream opponent after dream opponent, getting bogged down in scandal after scandal. A strain of contemptible, very un-Christianlike behavior was on display from "moral" heavyweights like the Reverend Ted Haggard and disgraced politicians like Don Sherwood, Bob Ney and Mark Foley, leaving the Dems smelling like fine perfume when compared to the stench emanating from the Republican dung heap.

Combustible, paranoid yahoos like George Allen, Rick Santorum, Conrad Burns and Katherine Harris were daily showing their true colors on the campaign trail at a most inopportune time, and the negative onslaught threatened almost every Republican running for office. Suddenly, races where the Republican candidate was once considered a lock were tightening, with momentum spiraling downward like an out of control whirlpool.
Even once all-powerful conservative icons who were not politicans, like the offensive drone known as Rush Limbaugh, were committing unthinkable "boners" that did candidates they were ostensibly supporting no favors. Almost everything Republicans touched the last four or five weeks had a reverse Midas effect -- cemented by their streak of nasty, hypocritical conduct that did so much to turn off large segments of the voting public.

If only the political awakening had come even two years earlier, in 2004, or four years earlier, six years earlier, how much misery and anguish could have been avoided.

In the end, the dire straits of Republican candidates mirrored the pitiful, heart-rending plight of those stranded horses we saw trapped on that tiny island last week in the Netherlands. But whereas people naturally regretted what happened to the poor, unfortunate beasts who were dying because of cirsumstances not of their making, the power-mad, greed-crazed Republican politicians had no one but themselves to blame for their dwindling fortunes.

Tuesday, November 07, 2006

Life On The Road

No matter how good your quarterback plays, you're not gonna win many road games when your team commits 11 penalties for over 150 yards, including a key 50-yard pass interference call. Life in the NFL is really that simple.

The Cowboys outgained the Redskins by almost 100 yards, and despite botching an ill-advised two-point conversion and dropping a pass that would have put the game away, they were still in position to win the game when they lined up for a chip shot field goal with seconds remaining. Then came one of the strangest plays in the long strange Cowboys-Redskins rivalry, capped off by one last questionable bit of officiating, and by the end it was the Redskins kicking the game winning FG with no time left on the clock.

Terrell Owens not only cost his team precious field position with his over-the-top end zone celebration, but his failure to haul in a picture perfect Tony Romo pass for what would have been a 72-yard TD drained the Cowboys of momentum and made the game closer than it should have been.

There has to be a limit as to how much of a distraction the team can allow one player to be. That limit may be reached sooner than later. I don't think Parcells will put up with too much more from The Player, for the sake of his own mental health. I think Patrick Crayton can step in and start tomorrow without too much dropoff; the problem is the depth at the position.

Romo played a poised, error-free game, completing 24-36 for 284 yards and 2 TDs, including a clutch 28-yard dart to TE Jason Witten with under a minute left to set up the winning 35-yard FG attempt. But it was the penalties and dropped pass that will define this game. After the Mike Vanderjagt FG was blocked and returned by the Skins' Sean Taylor, a repeat convicted felon who should have been suspended for at least the season by the gutless NFL, an extremely bogus 15-yard personal foul was called for facemasking, when it was obvious the five-yarder should have applied in this case. That gave Washington a second chance to kick the winning FG, and the Cowboys now stand at 4-4, after a devastating kick in the gut of a loss.

It was the middle game of 3 straight road games, and a win next week at Arizona would give Dallas 2 out of 3 for that stretch before coming home to face Indianapolis in Romo's first home game as starting QB.

The only bright spot is the continued blossoming of Tony Romo. We may be looking at an 8-8 season, given the difficulty of the remaining schedule (Colts, Giants, Eagles, Saints, Falcons) and the expected growing pains for a first-year starter at QB. But despite the fact that Bill Parcells is in the last stage of his coaching career, he has build a solid, young and talented team that now has a QB to match.

For the year, Romo has an excellent QB rating of 93.7, completing 64-99 passes for 816 yards, 6 TDs and 4 INTs. That's against three top-notch defenses: Giants, Panthers & Redskins. You can't play the position much better, especially if you have just two NFL starts to your name.

If Romo can remain efficient and continue to mature into a reliable, Drew Brees-type player at the position, then the season can be considered a positive building block for the future. And if Romo shows the kind of progression he has to this point, then a 9-7 or even 10-6 record is not out of the question -- which may be enough to sneak into the playoffs and gain some much-needed postseason experience for this up-and-coming club.

Monday, November 06, 2006

A Formal Gathering Of Greeks

Around 1930, 13 proud members of my Greek family gathered for what was obviously a formal photo shoot. It was a few short years before my mom would be born, getting this whole crazy party kick-started. Right smack dab in the middle is my mother's father (standing in the back row with the old-school pompadour) and, seated, her mother -- holding my future Aunt Melba. Let me give you the rest of the front row, from L-R: Rose Stephanopoulus, my great aunt, holding baby Frances; Evangelina Vrakipedis, my mother's grandmother and namesake, holding onto baby John; then Mary Eleftheriou, my Yaya (who would pass away at age 48 in 1961, when I was just a year old); then my Aunts Esther and Helen. In the back row, L-R, it's Stephan Stephanopoulus; George Leon; George Eleftheriou (my Papou); William Vrakipedis; and John Vrakipedis.
Four or five years ago, me and Larry Freund, a proofreader at the Wall Street Transcript, really got into the whole genealogy thing at the same time, spending a lot of time doing research on Websites like ancestry.com and ellisisland.com.

I made copies of the New York City census from 1920 and 1930, as well as the ship manifesto from when my great grandfather came over to America from Greece in 1906, and when my great grandmother sailed over in 1912. In 1920 eight people lived in an apartment at 1301 Avenue A in Manhattan, which is now around 70th Street & York Avenue: 37-year-old Athanaslios, his wife Evangelina, 35; then their kids Rose, 17, George, 14, Mary (my grandmother), 7 years old; then Esther, Billy and John, all 5 years old and younger.

Ten years later I see the 1930 census lists five people living in the apartment, with the rent listed at $28 per month, including my 27-year-old Aunt Rose, whose occupation is listed as packer/cigarette factory.

According to one document, my great-grandfather Athanaslios Vrakipedes arrived at Ellis Island on August 29, 1906, a passenger on the Giulia. The ship would later become a cargo ship, where it would hit a mine in 1918 and be abandoned in the Atlantic Ocean in 1923. My great-grandfather would meet a different but also tragic fate, becoming a clarinet player and then committing suicide by jumping off the Brooklyn Bridge sometime in the 1920s...

In 1912 my 25-year-old great-grandmother Evangelina Vrachipedis and her young sons Georgios and Triantafilos came over on the S.S. Makedonia, sailing from the port of Piraeus, leaving on June 21 and reaching New York Harbor on July 8. On the ship List or Manifest of Alien Passengers for the United States Immigration Officer at Port of Arrival, she declares that her destination is 102 Orchard Street in lower Manhattan, where she will join her husband Athanaslios. Her father is also listed, Aristidis Voimanis, my great-great grandfather, who remained behind with the rest of the family in what was then Carlovasi, Turkey.

On the manifest, my great-grandmother's occupation is listed as Housekeeper, her complexion as Dark, and her boys have the word Scolar (student) next to their names. There are also boxes asking whether each passenger is a Polygamist or Anarchist, and whether the passenger is in possession of $50, and if less, how much, with the amount of $28 entered. My grandmother Mary was still about a year away from being born, making her the first true Greek-American in our family. Her marriage was likely arranged shortly thereafter, and in due time she will marry George Eleftheriou, from the same village in Samos, Greece, and they will eventually move to Astoria, Queens, and have four kids in the 1930s: Melba, Thomas, Victoria and, my mother, Evangelina. Yasou!

Friday, November 03, 2006

Freestyle Friday












Not sure if it qualified as a concert, but the older woman with the huge green sunglasses and red beret playing some kind of giant keyboard kazoo yesterday morning on the N train at Ditmars Blvd. did a passable but thankfully brief rendition of Never On Sunday. That took some guts...

...and I enjoyed that little show a great deal more than today's subway car entertainment, which consisted of a slovenly dressed Asian guy wearing huge headphones and singing aloud to the song playing on his portable music player: I Wish I Knew What I Know Now ... When I Was Younger... over and over again. Now I can't get the fucking song out of my head (what group is that?). All because the battery in my iRiver MP3 player died out about half a song into my ride, forcing me to listen to the painfully loud PA system amplifying the annoying voice of the train conductor announcing every station stop...

I don't wanna jinx things, I don't wanna get my hopes up or count my proverbial chicks before they hatch, so I want to avoid anything too political on this blog probably until after Election Day. At which point I will gloat and boast and just in general find as many right-wingers to harass as possible. Not that the Democrats are necessarily the answer to the world's problems, but only the most cloistered of Republican shills would approve of the direction the country is going in. The New York Times' dreadful David Brooks, however, used a column last week to pontificate on what a tragedy it would be to America's anti-poverty push if that great statesman, Rick Santorum, were to be defeated in the Pennsylvania Senate race. That took more balls and a whole 'nother level of cluelessness than playing a kazoo to bewildered commuters on a New York City train... Although Brooks did see both the House & Senate going Dem a few weeks ago on the News Hour...

Yes, that was legendary alt-country band (and fellow Dallas Cowboys fans) the Old 97s playing on that new Chili's TV ad for baby back ribs, one of a number of commercials using their music these days. I guess if the music of the Clash can be used to sell Jaguars, and the Buzzcocks' What Do I Get can be used to sell Volkswagens, then what's a few more spare ribs between friends...

Article in the Sunday Times Arts & Leisure section a few weeks ago on Piero Scaruffi's Website, www.scaruffi.com, claiming that he gets like 600,000 hits monthly, and I have no doubt as to its veracity. But I was very underwhelmed by the site. Boring! No visuals, just what amounts to endless lists and reviews of pop culture, mostly rock music. The writing is okay, but I was not all that impressed -- and I'm trying to be objective here...

I used to read the blog Waiter Rant regularly, and still do occasionally. Waiter's got a book deal as a direct result of his blog entries. Now, he is a decent writer, but he gets like thousands of hits for every one of this posts on the trials/tribulations of running an upscale Manhattan bistro, as well as comments galore. Occasionally funny, often insightful, always likable, he is popular beyond all commensurate degrees of what is good and right ... kind of like how my own WardensWorld blog is not yet followed worldwide or nationwide despite its obvious attraction and usefulness...

Sports media critic Phil Mushnick of The New York Post wrote in his column that ESPN's Cowboys-Giants Monday Night Football broadcast last week (10/23) -- which I also perceptively took time to excoriate -- might have been the worst sports broadcast of all time. I would have trouble disagreeing with him on that one, but the season is still young and there are remain about 8 more MNF games. The bar has been set...

Left-handed people just always seem more interesting to me somehow, especially when they're writing...

More Tony Romo praise this week. It doesn't take a genius to see how the kid has revitalized Bill Parcells and the rest of the organization. Expect Big Bill to come back at least one more year following this season. Cowboy haters beware: He's gonna ride Romo all the way back to the top of the football world...

I think that whole fist-bump greeting thing is history. Its officially "jumped the shark" after I saw Howie Mandel knuckle-bump a female contestant on his Deal or No Deal show. Hopefully it will soon go the way of middle-age white guys trying to look hip by shaving their heads so they don't look bald. Not a good look for anyone not named Michael Jordan...

I think it's overlooked how much work it takes to stalk someone. First of all, you need to have not only ambition but an advanced level of organization to be an effective stalker. At the least you should have one of those BlackBerry's and an old-fashioned Week At A Glance notebook to keep track of the person's comings & goings, schedule, habits, personal haunts... In essence, you have to be the stalkee, and that's a degree of discipline I am not ready to commit to right now...

Found a brand new, unopened tin of mints last week on the train after some young girl got up from her seat. They were called Atonemints, with the slogan For Each Of Your Sins underneath the name, priced at $3.95, and the back of the tin had an ad for The Unemployed Philosophers Guild, with the link to this cool Website. Still haven't opened the tin to taste the mints, but somehow couldn't shake the feeling that it was no accident the tin found its way into my hands...

Good to hear Delphine Blue's dulcet tones on WBAI the other night, spinning tunes and commenting with that purring, sexy voice of hers. Over the years she turned me on to more good new music than perhaps any other single person. I used to listen to her religiously when she had her Shocking Blue Thursday/Friday morning show on BAI and I had a radio at the office, and then later briefly on WFUV, where she played bands like Soul Coughing, the Cure, King Missile, Bush Tetras, Fela, Sonic Youth... She once hosted a free Luna concert I went to down at the Seaport about four years ago...

Ah, representative democracy in action! Doesn't it warm your patriotic hearts to know that the drug companies are basically funding campaigns for Republican lawmakers, pouring obscene amounts of money into the coffers of key pro-business (and anti-consumer) legislators like Rick Santorum? These corporations obviously know a good thing when they see one. Republicans don't come cheap, but there's always a price that is right...

George Will is officially off the reservation, taking Dick Cheney to task for his repeated lies concerning the war. Like most thinking people, the well-respected conservative pundit recognizes the morass in Iraq as a dangerous hellhole for American troops, and one that can no longer be sugar-coated with partisan platitudes and right-wing rhetoric...

Made a good decision to tape the Bill O'Reilly spot on the David Letterman show last Friday. Taped it and watched it a few times since. Nothing beats the startled look on O'Reilly's mug when he realizes Letterman is not gonna play nice, again. Bill thought he was gonna get an opportunity to plug his hideous new book, Culture Warrior. Instead Dave stayed on the attack and at the very end of the segment held up the book for 5 seconds, making a joke about the cover. Gotta love me some Letterman lately...

Unbelievably cheesy line from one of Bush's campaign speeches the other day: "Good to be in a place where the Cowboy hats outnumber the ties." Who writes this drek? Yeah, Bush the faux cattle rustler: all hat and no cattle. Was he not born in suburban Connecticut? Thought so...

...Bush also shamelessly slandered the patriotism of the Democratic party and by association all who plan to vote against him this Tuesday by saying the Democratic approach assures "the terrorists win and America loses." Typical class from the
Great Divider...

That being said, let's muzzle John Kerry till at least, oh, Wednesday night should do it...

Long awaited Astoria reunion upon us, this Saturday afternoon we meet at the old park on 37th Street for a dose of good old fashioned nostalgia, followed by festivities at Riccardo's nightclub, where my parents went religiously back in the day. Will be good to hang with Gatt, Admiral, Urb, Kate, Bill Schwubb, Big Mike and the rest of the crew again. Back in our old days, we would have been kicked out of the place about an hour into the party...

Thursday, November 02, 2006

Born Into The World With His Own Pair Of Eyes


"It was late at night, and a fine rain was swirling softly down, causing the pavements to glisten with hue of steel and blue and yellow in the rays of the innumerable lights. A youth was trudging slowly, without enthusiasm, with his hands buried deep in his trousers' pockets, toward the downtown places where beds can be hired for coppers. He was clothed
in an aged and tattered suit, and his derby was a marvel of dust-covered crown and torn rim. He was going forth to eat as the wanderer may eat, and sleep as the homeless sleep.

By the time he had reached City Hall Park he was so completely plastered with yells of "bum" and "hobo," and with various unholy epithets that small boys had applied to him at intervals, that he was in a state of the most profound dejection. The sifting rain saturated the old velvet collar of his overcoat, and as the wet cloth pressed against his neck, he felt that there no longer could be pleasure in life. He looked about him searching for an outcast of highest degree that they too might share miseries, but the lights threw a quivering glare over rows and circles of deserted benches tha
t glistened damply, showing patches of wet sod behind them. It seemed that their usual freights had fled on this night to better things. There were only squads of well-dressed Brooklyn people who swarmed towards the bridge."
From An Experiment In Misery

Wardipedia Entry #001-L
Stephen Crane (1871-1900)

I had planned to write something about Stephen Crane, my alltime favorite 19th Century American writer, for a few weeks now, had made all kinds of notes in my little spiral pocket notebook, yet until just a few minutes ago I had not realized that yesterday (November 1) was his birthday. Amazing. Had he not died at age 28 in 1900, he would have been 135 years old yesterday, with a much more impressive body of work to his credit. I'm sure that's of little consolation to him now.

I saw Crane's work as a bridge to the 20th Century. No accident that he died right on the cusp of the modern age. He passed on the tools that would enable other writers to create a new social realism equpped to deal with the manifold challenges of a new era.

But it was always Crane the Man more than just the Writer that intrigued me. In such a short period of time (even tragic Ed Poe lived to 40), Stephen Crane was startlingly prolific, managing to make his mark as a reporter, war correspondent, freelance writer, poet, essayist, novelist, writer of short stories, Westerns, Easterns... The most apt comparison might be Jack London, but London also lived to 40, a full 10 years longer than the short-lived, restless Crane, the youngest of 14 children born in Newark, New Jersey, to a Methodist minister.

Crane spent the last years of his brief, productive life on a country estate in England, where he was visited and befriended by some of the best and most famous writers of the time, including giants like Henry James, Joseph Conrad, and H.G. Wells, who perceived greatness in Crane at a time when he was largely neglected.

"The one thing that deeply pleases me is the fact that men of sense invariably believe me to be sincere. I know that my work does
not amount to a string of dried beans -- I always calmly admit it -- but I also know that I do the best that is in me without regard to praise or blame. When I was the mark of every humorist in the country, I went ahead; and now when I am the mark for only fifty per cent of the humorists in the country, I go ahead; for I understand that a man is born into the world with his own pair of eyes, and he is not at all responsible for his vision -- he is merely responsible for his quality of personal honesty. To keep close to this personal honesty is my supreme ambition." (Stephen Crane)

Underappreciated in his own country (even his American Civil War masterpiece, The Red Badge of Courage, first hit it big in England when it was championed by the British critical press before becoming hugely popular in America), unable to support himself with his writing, dying of tuberculosis, Crane himself perhaps would have never imagined the critical rebirth he would undergo nearly a century later -- rightly credited as one of the forerunners of what later came to known as Literary naturalism. He bravely forged a unique style combining gritty realism with impressionistic flourishes of description -- famously manifesting itself in the use of great visual bursts of color he took from the artists and painters he spent time with.

His first major work, Maggie: A Girl of the Streets, was published at his own expense in 1893 under the pseudonym Johnston Smith, with most of the 100 or so copies printed later burned in a fit of frustration. Ahead of his time for the first but not the last time, Maggie contained perhaps a little too much realism for the period, unflinchingly chronicling the descent of a street prostitute -- a morality tale that blamed not just the victim but, tellingly, the economic circumstances and social environment that contributed to her downfall -- told in equal parts Greek tragedy, Twain-ian black humor, Russian social realism, Dickensian empathy, with perhaps just a dash of Marxist foreboding.

Crane managed to pack an enormous amount of quality work into what amounts to something less than a full decade: he wrote Maggie in 1893; Red Badge and his first book of poetry, The Black Riders, in 1895; collections of short stories, war dispatches from Greece, Mexico and Cuba in 1898; another book of poems, War Is Kind, and the Whilomville Stories, tales of smalltown life, published in 1899. In addition, there were the magazine features, novellas and some of the greatest short fiction on the closing of the American West ever captured on paper.


Born 10 years after the start of the Civil War, Crane relied on veterans' accounts of major battles for his incisive masterpiece on the senseless violence of war and the meaning of courage, cowardice, heroism and identity. These recollections were supplemented by further research and reading and then forged with something less tangible but just as significant: the psychological and emotional stress he remembered from the hard-fought football games of his youth. It was his success in capturing the realism of the battlefield, despite having never seen live combat, that led to his being hired as a war correspondent by some of the leading publications of his day, where he displayed such grace and courage under fire that it was noted by seasoned journalists.

For the short stories An Experiment In Misery and The Men in the Storm, Crane went undercover as a "hobo," sleeping in a flophouse to learn firsthand how the impoverished and homeless felt living in the shadow of the great wealth of New York City -- something few other writers of the time not named Jacob Riis seemed to be expending great energies on.

For his pioneering efforts in free verse poetry he was rewarded with his being the subject of satire, parody and excoriation by mainstream critics. In search of adventure and the frontier he had read about as a boy, he went West and, not finding it, came back disillusioned, which fueled some of his best work, such as The Bride Comes to Yellow Sky and The Blue Hotel. The experience of almost drowning in a shipwreck off Cuba was background for perhaps his most technically proficient work, the superb short story The Open Boat, with its memorably stark opening line, "None of them knew the color of the sky."


"I decided that the nearer a writer gets to life, the greater he becomes as an artist, and most of my prose writings have been towards the goal partially described by that misunderstood and abused word, realism. Tolstoi is the writer I admire most of all. I've been a free lance during most of the time I have been doing literary work, writing stories and articles about anything under heaven that seemed to possess interest, and selling them wherever I could. It was hopeless work. Of all human lots for a person of sensibility, that of an obscure free lance in literature or journalism is, I think, the most discouraging. It was during this period that I wrote The Red Badge of Courage. It was an effort born of pain -- despair, almost; and I believe that this made it a better piece of literature than it otherwise would have been. It seems a pity that art should be a child of pain, and yet I think it is. Of course, we have fine writers who are prosperous, but in my opinion their work would be greater if this were not so. It lacks the sting it would have if written under the spur of a great need." (Stephen Crane)

Stephen Crane also played shortstop and was captain on the varsity baseball team while a Freshman at Syracuse University. He hung out with Impressionist painters at the Art Students League and with other like-minded bohemians in New York City. He notoriously came to the rescue of a prostitute who he thought was being unfairly arrested, an escapade leading to a court appearance which received the full tabloid treatment in the gossip pages and more unwanted publicity. He married a brothel owner he met in Florida. He was rumored to have smoked opium on a few occasions so that he could capture with verisimilitude the life of a drug addict for a feature article called Opium's Varied Dreams.

With all this literary material, and given that his life story has such undeniable cinematic appeal, I have often wondered why no movie was ever made of Stephen Crane's life and times. I mean, we have two Truman Capote filmic treatments, as well as recent flicks on writers as different as Virginia Woolf and Charles Bukowski, but still no love for Stephen Crane. C'mon Hollywood, get on the ball here. All you indie guys, what are you waiting for? At this point I'd even settle for a Bollywood musical.

Let's get something straight. I'm here to throw out the ideas. I'm too busy right now to follow up on most of them -- you saw my blog -- but what's your excuse? How about Colin Farrell for the lead? He's played almost every other historical figure in recent years. Or maybe Russell Crowe. I'm brainstorming here, people...

Of course, Red Badge was made into a movie on several occasions, most successfully in the 1951 film directed by John Huston, joining All Quiet on the Western Front as one of the great book-to-screen antiwar classics.

I own about 10 different editions of Red Badge, picking copies up whenever I come across one in a used bookstore. But the one book I would track down if I ever became a rare book collector is that first edition "vanity press" Maggie from 1893. Who knows how many copies are still extant. I do have a 1933 First Modern Library Edition Maggie, though, a little pocket-size book I bought at the Strand for $2 in 1982, according to the little yellow sticker still on the inside cover. It's got a faded blue cover and it's worn and torn in more than a few spots, but it's something I treasure.

Let me leave you with this prescient passage from the end of 1894's An Experiment in Misery, which like a lot of Crane's best work still holds up well to this day:
"In City Hall Park the two wanderers sat down in the little circle of benches sanctified by traditions of their class. They huddled in their old garments, slumbrously conscious of the march of the hours which for them had no meaning.

The people of the street hurrying hither and thither made a blend of black figures, changing, yet frieze-like. They walked in their good clothes as upon important missions, giving no gaze to the two wanderers seated upon the benches. They expressed to the young man his infinite distance from all he valued. Social position, comfort, the pleasures of living were unconquerable kingdoms. He felt a sudden awe.

And in the background a mulititude of buildings, of pitiless hues and sternly high, were to him emblematic of a nation forcing its regal head into the coulds, throwing no downward glances; in the sublimity of its aspirations ignoring the wretches who may flounder at its feet. The roar of the city in his ear was to him the confusion of strange tongues, babbling heedlessly; it was the clink of coin, the voice of the city's hopes, which were to him no hopes.

He confessed himself an outcast, and his eyes from under the lowered rim of his hat began to glance guiltily, wearing the criminal expression that comes with certain convictions."

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