Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Back, In Full Attack

Jonathan Swift: "When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him."


Miss Missives said...

So are you calling yourself a genius?

Love Bites said...

This post reminds me that punk rockers typically have more soul in a single hair follicle than thise blog has demonstrated in 3 years.

Love Bites said...

Yes. YES!!! Get really fucking pissed at us, man. Find that anger. Drink a 5th of Jack Daniels and really lash right out at us! Find your inner writer again, dammit!


Sunnyside Girl said...

(sung to Frankie Valli's, Can't take my eyes off of you)

I'm just too good to be true,
can't take my eyes off of me.
I'd be like heaven to touch.
I want to be praised so much.
Sadly, this praise hasn't arrived, but thank god I'm this guy.
I'm just too good to be true,
Can't take my eyes off of me.

Pardon the way that I stare,
but would you look at my hair?
The sight of me leaves me weak.
Not even my armpits do reek.
But if you feel like I feel,
Why is it that you do not squeal?
I'm just to good to be true,
What can't I get that through to you?

Why don't you looove me ladies?
And if it's quite alright
You need me Ask ladies
To put it where you're tight
Don't worry about my black dildo, it's outta sight.

Mustard Relics said...

Wow Warden not sure what this is all about man except that maybe some people pissed you off. Tried to go to this Ask & Ye Shall Receive site, but I'm at work and the firewall blocked it as sexually explicit, will have to check that out at home later. So I'm with Jimi The Greek on the last post, WTF? Like the sound of one hand clapping. Will have to check it out at home later. At this point, as far as I can tell, your site was reviewed on this other blog and they gave you the thumbs down. I'm pretty new around here but I dig what you got going on. The side bar was killer man with so many characters I've felt ties to and your articles are always well written, the sources are cited and your take on shit is always pretty cool. Even the topics that don't really interest me ending up being a pretty good read. Without knowing what is being said over there though I guess that's all I can say, except that it seems like you pissed off some ladies and in response you get a bunch of cheezy insults. Fun neverless.

ib said...

Be Swift and Rejoice.

The Warden said...

Or at least Swiftly Read Joyce.

Nazz Nomad said...

never saw the Jerks video/piss take on the Soft Boys before... Debbie Gibson was on backing vox on the Golden Shower version. Seeing Keith Morris in an angel outfit brought a smile to me face this morn.